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1. I am the lowest paid person in my building
2. I royally screwed up a teaching assistant job at the university for a professor whom once regarded me as her most talented student
3. As a manager, I am a failure
4. As a motivator, I am a failure
5. As a leader, I am a failure
6. I have no people skills but I work at a job that requires me to interact with employees and customers at every moment
7. I ruined christmas for at least 10 people on my staff
8. I wasn't hired for the job I was doing for 8 months
9. I openly accept work that I have no idea how to do
10. I was deemed unfit to keep my staff (see 3-9)
12. I can't count
13. I am a 165 lb man trapped in a 195 lb body
14. I'm going to be unemployed in 4 months
15. All my friends have bright futures... I pissed all over my future
16. I am a self destructive, ego centric maniac... and its unjustified b/c i can't explain what i've got to be egotistical about.
17. My grandma got sick a week before i wrote the LSAT, no in my family one told me... that way they could keep me studying for a test that i knew i would fail
18. I didn't spend enough time with my grandmother while she was dying
19. My grandma died the day i wrote the LSAT
20. I spent a small fortune studying for the LSAt
21. Today, on Feb. 25, 2006... I FAILED THE LSAT
22. In the next few months, I expect 7 rejection letters from 7 law schools
23. At 23, I am a failure
...time for a comeback
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I am sure that one day you will be able to count! :P
P.s. Things will get better, I promise!
I know you better than to believe this is going to stop you. A stumble can't interrupt a rampage to glory!
its like your looking right into my soul, doug... best comment ever
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