Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Farewell Martin

Today is the saddest day in Canadian politics. Today we bid farewell to Paul Martin, who will probably go down as the most underrated Prime Minister in the history of Canadian politics. In my opinion, he was the most capable leader this country has ever produced but whose political power was crippled because of timing and the blunders of the previous dinosaurs of his own party.


Paul Martin has an extensive and commendable record as a politician, but I feel, the people of Canada short changed him today. We punished the Liberals and, in turn, damned his leadership.

In doing so, we lost a leader that could have single handedly united Canada with one common vision even the Bloc Quebecois would be foolish not to consider. We would have had fiscally responsible government, one that has led this country out of its debt dependency. A country whose leader lives by morals and principles that celebrate Canada's established identity and would never lower it to American standards.

I am ashamed to say that, as Canadians, we have elected the most homophobic, pro-Bush, republican-style conservative that has ever weaseled his way into Canadian politics. If this was the price we had to pay for punishing Liberals, then I say the price was too high. My only comfort is that Harper's government is going to be even more crippled than the previous Liberal minority government.

Martin led his government with unwavering principles. He continually put his reputation on the line, battled countless character assassinations, set up investigations, put in checks, and established impartial committees with complete disregard for the potential political consequences. Even in defeat, he lives by those principles, stepping down for what he believes will be for the greater good of his party. I cannot help but respect a man who lives his life with uncompromising values.

I would argue that we have not seen a leader of this caliber since the days of Trudeau. He had built is reputation on accomplishments and achievements. Paul Martin had done more to set Canada on the right path than any other leader in the last twenty years. He has earned the right to lead. Sadly, he was brought down by power-hungry conservatives who care more about gaining power than earning it.

I hope, for Canada’s sakes, we have not seen the last of Paul Martin.

Come back soon, Paul.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Bye Bye Homefry



It's a sad day in the Queen city. One of my closest buddies, AJ, is moving to Calgary. As my good bye gift, here's a blog about the top ten dumbest things i've done with AJ. I'm gonna miss ya buddy.








Top Ten Dumbest Things I've Done with AJ

10. Chucked rotten oranges at Duncan’s house

9. Watched AJ order a Taco from McDonalds

8. Peed on the SIAST sign

7. Forged parking passes

6. Watched AJ break his ankle after jumping off a stone frog

5. Saved AJ before he made out with Crystals fat friend

4. Hung a “dirty” diaper on someone’s basketball hoop

3. Watched him hit on a 14 year old while drunk at McDonalds

2. Watched AJ pee into a mail box!

1. Helped AJ download 40 gigs of porn

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts




















  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

  6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

  7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
    the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  8. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

  9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

  10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

  11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Welcome to the real world

... I didn't get the job...